why can't I come up with a clever title?

artichoke-heart:

I take a lot of “sad naps” when I’m feeling down but they always turn into “angry naps” when I wake up and realize I slept for 5 hours

unfortunately it’s not real, at least not anymore

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nuggetnuggetnugget:

auto-flush toilets are the autoplay of the real world

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so much joy

onceler-in-a-lifetime:

otherwiseknownassquidd:

kangaroogreen:

epicmurdock:

lochnesie:

“A 1^st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class.  She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.”

all of these children are me

is going to poop on you

When the blind leads the blind, get out of the way.

twos company threes the muskateers

FUCK

a penny saved is

not much

How? 

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Metronomy 

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vurtkonnegut:

bill nye?????

david byrne??????

we just don’t know

For example

• underwear with magnets 
• underwear with sharks
• Underwear with tools (hammers, pliers etc.) 
• underwear with submarines
• underwear with burgers  

Steve Martin (via mostexerent)

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Of Montreal - Dour Percentage 

sexposito:

“from the creater of grey’s anatomy”

thanks for the warning now i know not to watch this show 

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